Perhaps... I think my friends would kill me if they knew I posted them here

They don't need to know.

Perhaps... I think my friends would kill me if they knew I posted them here

They don't need to know.

But weeee dooooo.

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YES! MORE PLEASE!

The dude on the right is kind of hot.

^ lol

Where are you Abydost? Or are you taking the picture?

Remember I've really only seen your ass, and a picture of you wearing aviator sunglasses - so I'm not entirely sure what you look like

^ lol

Where are you Abydost? Or are you taking the picture?

Remember I've really only seen your ass, and a picture of you wearing aviator sunglasses - so I'm not entirely sure what you look like

He's the one in the back with the abydost grin, I believe.

[swervedriver]

^ lol

Where are you Abydost? Or are you taking the picture?

Remember I've really only seen your ass, and a picture of you wearing aviator sunglasses - so I'm not entirely sure what you look like

He's the one in the back with the abydost grin, I believe.

You mean the one with the jizz-in-his-pants face? Or is that just a synonym for the 'abydost grin'?

YES! MORE PLEASE!

The dude on the right is kind of hot.

I'll pass that on. Yeah I'm the one who needs a new face.

I had a fucked up night last night. I was downtown and got a call from my friend Jay. He told me there was a party and to come over. I got to the party on the northside, and he comes out of a bathroom and says "Sorry, I was getting my dick sucked". We hung around the party for a while, then he was like "Fuck this, I'm taking the party to my place". On the way, we stopped by some club, and he came out with two strippers. We got back to his apartment, and one of them offered to suck my dick for $10 before passing out on the couch 5 minutes later. I left around 12:45 when everyone started doing heroin.

He just texted me wondering where the fuck his pants went.

I swear, if I ever truly stop giving a fuck, I'll become this man.

heroin is like so 5 minutes ago, kthxbai?

nightshift yay

And strippers are so like I have to pick up women who make a living off sex to get any.

Opeth classic shirts - 2 for £18

http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/opeth/products.php?storeid=32&cat=1072

Oh and check out this tastey looking fadge.

I wanted to get 2 shirts but it doesn't give me a discounted price when I checkout.
Did you get it to work?

Humorous text conversation I think you all (Alucard) will find funny:

Me: Know where I can get a full body wax?

Rachel: I can give it to you for a discount.

Me: When I say full body, I'm fucking serious.

Rachel: Ha ha, don't worry, I would never give a full Brazilian wax to a man. It's really hard to do. You don't want to know.

Me: I want to know.

Rachel: Basically you have to keep it erect, While ripping hair out of it. It's really hard to do.

Me: Bring your sister along, and we'll see how hard it is.

I want to meet your friends sister. I need to move up there, I have so much family and you and I could have some seriously hilarious times.