Life doesn't end after 30, kids.

Or after 50.

Female. And envious one --v

The most action I've ever gotten at a concert was getting Steven Wilson's pick, and then getting a Colin Edwin pick from a kind stagehand. BUT IT WAS AWESOME! I'm afraid to touch them out of fear that I will accidentally wipe off their finger funk and DNA.

One of the best concert moments I've ever had That was the first time I ever saw them, I thought he looked like a scarecrow... meaning, he was really skinny and deadpan. The Colin Edwin pick was an accident, they had different picks with the band members' names embossed on them, I happen to get the Colin Edwin one - which made me very happy, because I adore Colin. Anyways, you didn't need to know all that, but are you going to see them in Sept?

Hell no, they will never come to damn Lithuania. Just like Hevy Devy and other bands I'm going crazy about .

I'm sure Steven Wilson would love to give you both some more action.

I mean picks.

Actually regardless of what I say, there's going to be a sexual connotation...

Oh yeah right - I'm sure a man twice my age, and a million times more talented than I would think I'm cool enough for extra souvenirs
For reals though I bet he's a nice guy, and I bet Colin Edwin would be extra nice, because no one wants to talk to the bass player. Ever. Unless they're a bass player as well, then they coagulate and nerd out.

Yay extra souvenirs!
How come no one talks with the bassists? Just look at him, he's always smiling! He seems to be so nice with that grin and his cute hats!

Of course. You don't get anything less on Hevy Devy.

Innuendos probably intended.


Oh, and I'm a girl, just to make sure.

Judging by some of Townsend's tweets, and youtube videos, I gotta say there's a fair amount of potty humour too. 37-yr. old man into toilet jokes He's one of a kind.

Dev's always had a major sense of potty humor.An old story kicking around various forums..

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Back when SYL toured the US with Meshuggah, the Swedes decided to play a little gag on the Lad for the last gig. Some paper plates and such like began flying out from backstage. Then a little while into the headlining set, Dev strolled out with a bucket and a newspaper. He then sat on the bucket in one corner of the stage reading up on current events while miming taking a turd. To help their esteemed frontman, the rest of the ensemble began launching rolls of toilet paper over Haake's kit. Just in case Dev couldn't reach, The Lad took the stage and began TPing Meshuggah like they were the yard of a particularly annoying teach on Halloween night.
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I know two people who were in the crowd and have seen Jed confirm the tale.

[EphelDuath666]

oh, dang...I just realized that my real question back then was 'are you male or shemale?', I must have fucked that up...



just kidding...I'm glad to see this one revived since it's pretty cool to know who's a guy and who's a gal on here, especially since there have been lots of people joining this board ever since this thread died down a long time ago.

Hell no, they will never come to damn Lithuania. Just like Hevy Devy and other bands I'm going crazy about .
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Yay extra souvenirs!
How come no one talks with the bassists? Just look at him, he's always smiling! He seems to be so nice with that grin and his cute hats!

Oh I see. I didn't know you were in Lithuania. Well, last year they did a lot of touring in new places, maybe they'll continue to branch out?... was Lithuania wasn't listed on their tour dates catalogue for this year? It'll happen, keep the faith :}

WARNING: Talk of Colin Edwin below - avert your eyes! Warning done out of courtesy
So you like Colin too? I love that guy, I love his hats, I love his smiling. I think he's charming, and he's a great bass player so he can do whatever the eff he wants. Seeing someone else enjoy playing their music that much just makes me really happy.

Why does no one talk to the bassist?! Just goes with the territory

Quick question before I fill out the poll. How do I figure out which one of the possible options I am?

Quick question before I fill out the poll. How do I figure out which one of the possible options I am?

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

[swervedriver]

I am all that is man.

Quick question before I fill out the poll. How do I figure out which one of the possible options I am?

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

I'm glad I didnt need to resort to this.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

I'm not sure if that goes in any way towards answering the question. But please, tell us more of your junk.

please, tell us more of your junk.

I see it all in a cooler full of ice a few feet from the bed.

please, tell us more of your junk.

I see it all in a cooler full of ice a few feet from the bed.

Sounds like beautiful art. I demand pics.

please, tell us more of your junk.

I see it all in a cooler full of ice a few feet from the bed.

Sounds like beautiful art. I demand pics.

please, tell us more of your junk.

I see it all in a cooler full of ice a few feet from the bed.

Sounds like beautiful art. I demand pics.

Oh Flash Gordon.