http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=126582

I feel a bit sick.

Wow that is probably the most disturbing album cover I've ever seen...

In case anyone's wondering what our favourite crabcore inventors are doing: they covered "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry. Which means it's a bloke, who sings "I kissed a girl and I liked it" and "I hope my boyfriend don't mind it" to the tune of cheesy euro dance with screamo breakdown (this time it isn't one big breakdown with dancy bit, now it's dancy song with a breakdown).

[youtube]QJOH0zf9Fq0[/youtube]

If it isn't the apex of postmodernism, then I don't know what is. Brilliant.

...The fuck?...
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Made my day haha

The offical lyrics to Erroneous Manipulation is even more wtf

http://www.meshuggah.net/disco/cc/02/index.html

WHAT THE SHIT?!
I never read those before There had to have been some drugs going down when those lyrics were written - wow.
I think "Sorry, I'm in Love with a Door," is the last straw!!

Actually Fredrik Thordendal was so ashamed of the lyrics that he and Jens Kidman wrote some joke lyrics that they put in the booklet in place of the real lyrics. Apparantly only Thordendal knows the real lyrics.

[djskrimp]

In case anyone's wondering what our favourite crabcore inventors are doing: they covered "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry. Which means it's a bloke, who sings "I kissed a girl and I liked it" and "I hope my boyfriend don't mind it" to the tune of cheesy euro dance with screamo breakdown (this time it isn't one big breakdown with dancy bit, now it's dancy song with a breakdown).

[youtube]QJOH0zf9Fq0[/youtube]

If it isn't the apex of postmodernism, then I don't know what is. Brilliant.

When I die, I want to take Autotune with me to the grave.

When I die, I want to take Autotune with me to the grave.

^^ this, with bells and whistles. It's annoying to the point I event can't enjoy these "autotune news" movies - I know it's a pisstake and it's funny, but can't help myself, it sets off my allergy to that horrible effect.

[Keeker]

I had a pot and a glass pyrex dish that I'd stacked on top of each other last night and laid aside for washing. So, I'd filled the basin with washing up liquid this afternoon and there was a good layer of thick soapy bubbles on the water. I picked up a stack of dishes and the pot and put them in. Washed a couple of items, put them on the drainer.

Then I washed a plastic cup in the water, quick rinse, filled it with juice, took a biiiiiig drink. Delicious.

Put my hands back in the water and washed a few more things, then when I was fishing about in the bottom I felt something slightly disturbing. "Och! " I thought, "there must have been a crust of bread in the pot or the dish and that's it got all soggy and floating about in the water." So I put my fingers around it and lifted it out, looked at it, yelped and instinctively flicked it away. ...

Soft ,squidgy, warm, furry, dead mouse had been floating in my washing up water!!! I'd just drunk out of a cup washed in said water. Waaaaaaah!

So, I failed to catch them in normal traps lately, but I can drown the little fuckers!

Anyway, it must have crawled into the dish overnight and got stuck in there. There was probably a bit of water in the dish and it either got wet, chilled and died or.. I don't want to think too much about it really.

So I picked it up by the tail and took it through to show everybody and horrify them appropriately until I was evicted from the living room.

[Octillus]

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I had a pot and a glass pyrex dish that I'd stacked on top of each other last night and laid aside for washing. So, I'd filled the basin with washing up liquid this afternoon and there was a good layer of thick soapy bubbles on the water. I picked up a stack of dishes and the pot and put them in. Washed a couple of items, put them on the drainer.

Then I washed a plastic cup in the water, quick rinse, filled it with juice, took a biiiiiig drink. Delicious.

Put my hands back in the water and washed a few more things, then when I was fishing about in the bottom I felt something slightly disturbing. "Och! " I thought, "there must have been a crust of bread in the pot or the dish and that's it got all soggy and floating about in the water." So I put my fingers around it and lifted it out, looked at it, yelped and instinctively flicked it away. ...

Soft ,squidgy, warm, furry, dead mouse had been floating in my washing up water!!! I'd just drunk out of a cup washed in said water. Waaaaaaah!

So, I failed to catch them in normal traps lately, but I can drown the little fuckers!

Anyway, it must have crawled into the dish overnight and got stuck in there. There was probably a bit of water in the dish and it either got wet, chilled and died or.. I don't want to think too much about it really.

So I picked it up by the tail and took it through to show everybody and horrify them appropriately until I was evicted from the living room.

Whoa Keeker. That is fucked up! Guess you don't need a tetanus shot though....from our conversation earlier.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pillage and plunder my vagina?

Nothing beats this one

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