Oh Tom Parish ...
You're shocked and now you fight for the importance of tolerance on public boards ? I'm impressed. Is it categorized as “silly humor” or "racism" to publically insult or harass someone ? You come from a board without rules where almost everyone enjoys to talk shit about me especially.

I'm just surprised that you feel offensed while you and some of your acolytes excel in the art of denigration.

Racism and dead baby jokes are silly, I hope that posters here will understand that we don't want to put rules everywhere to tell everyone how to act, just be funny but keep a form of respect, that's all.

Geoff

How about this one...

What do you call a car with 5 (REPLACE race) going over a cliff?

A waste...because you could have fit 2 more in the boot!

Chris

Sorry for making you a pawn in my point, Chris....


Right, so jokes about dead babies aren't cool, but racist ones are?

Yeah...but where is the racism? I refrained from providing any references to a particular race!!!!!!!
Chris

It's xenophobic, and that's still racism.

Anyway it's not even funny!!!!

You obviously have an alternative self-generated definition of xenophobia if you find any references in my joke to do with racism!

Oh..thanks Geoff..couldn't have said it better myself bro

CHRIS

> MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

> MAN:- Havent I seen you someplace before?
> WOMAN:-Yes that's why I dont go there anymore.
> MAN:-Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
>
>
> MAN:- Is this seat empty?
> WOMAN:- Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> MAN:- Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.
>
>
> MAN:- Your place or mine?
> WOMAN:- Both. You go to yours and I'll go to min.
> MAN:- That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car,
> I dont give a shit where you go.
>
>
> MAN:- So, what do you do for a living?
> WOMAN:- I'm a female impersonator.
> MAN:- So that's how you got that little moustache.
>
>
> MAN:- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> WOMAN:- Unfertilised.
> MAN:- No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
>
>
> MAN:- I would go to the end of the world for you.
> WOMAN:- But would you stay there?
> MAN:- Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible
to
> shake off once you shag.
>

PRETTY FUNNY I THOUGHT

Tom..if it isn't funny...why do people laugh at it? I actually got a pm saying it was quite funny!

It's maybe funny for you Chris, but I understand that some members can be offended by these kind of jokes. Keep these ones for you Bro. However, what I don't like are morons that come here and ask for tolerance while they denigrate and insult fans elsewhere ...

Keep it cool guys ...


Geoff

Other topic!!!!!

I like men vs women vs men jokes. Both.

Why do women fake orgasms?

-Because somehow they think that men care!

racist jokes shall be smote down by my fiery wrath.

well actually, they'll just be deleted, but it makes me feel more important to say 'fiery wrath' plus I like the word 'smite'/'smote'

Referring to something medieval is always METAL.

"Let's meet at sunset and devour thy lager"

Even if you fuck up it's cool

How about this one...

What do you call a car with 5 (REPLACE race) going over a cliff?

A waste...because you could have fit 2 more in the boot!

Chris

You obviously have an alternative self-generated definition of xenophobia if you find any references in my joke to do with racism!

CHRIS

Am I just missing something here? The fact that you put "REPLACE race" means that the joke is racist. If you'd said "5 babies" it wouldn't have been racist. Excuse me if you think I'm being a bit irrational here.

In case I'm mistaken, I thought xenophobia meant a fear/dislike of anyone who's foreign, and therefore it's just about as racist as you can get!

Oh look.

xen·o·phobe ( P ) Pronunciation Key (zn-fb, zn-)
n.
A person unduly fearful or contemptuous of that which is foreign, especially of strangers or foreign peoples.

Ahem.

So what. Let's all be hypocrite and pretend we have never laughed at racist jokes? I can laugh at jokes about white people. Therefor I can do anything, I am a lizard king

Blah. Political correctness is so annoying and BORING.

Referring to something medieval is always METAL.

"Let's meet at sunset and devour thy lager"

Even if you fuck up it's cool

The Meads Of Asphodel must be the height of metal then, what with not just sword's & shields, but chainmail, helmets and the full shebang!

Woo hoo! That's cool. I am not a master cuz I am not native English speaker and I haven't had to read Shakespeare (who sounds metal).

So what. Let's all be hypocrite and pretend we have never laughed at racist jokes? I can laugh at jokes about white people. Therefor I can do anything, I am a lizard king

Blah. Political correctness is so annoying and BORING.

I don't mind laughing at racist jokes if they're ironic!

Like jokes about stupid Irish men, or about miserly Jews, or about skinny Ethiopians, it's the same as jokes about angry women with PMT. They're funny because they play ironically on a famous prejudice.

What I don't like is a joke implying "hey I just killed 5 people of a race of my choosing, and damn, I just realised I could've killed two more at the same time. Hey wow that's funny!"

There's humour, and then there's hate. I like humour. I don't like hate.

Oh aye, and rather than leaving people to ponder what that incredibly sick joke was that got deleted, here's a tamer version.... Adapt it for your audience


"Hey boss, I can't come into work this week, I'm really sick"
"All week?! Just how sick are you??"
"Well, I just ate a bowl of my own shit and I've just skinned my daughter's cat for her birthday"

Let's just say the original punch line was a lot worse......

This other topic has been deleted Tom. If you have problems with the moderation here PM. If you have problems with a specific member PM.
Let's keep feuds and tensions out of here. As I told you I have much better to do than to waste my time with your readings about tolerance as it is totally hypocryte. Go back on the old SYL board and start a dead baby joke thread there , don't lose your time here, as you and some of your friends clearly claimed you don't like the HDR forums.

From the "sycophant" fan base,
thank you !!!

Geoff