Found a wasp in my flat. Introduced it to my vacuum. They are now friends.

Ah, Australian wildlife. I imagine it was something like this:

Hence the vacuum.

That's probably because most people can't imagine you ever having relationship issues, lol. I have to admit, I was quite surprised in a way. But I guess, thinking about it, I'm gathering it's you that called it off? Rather than "being dumped". I could understand that. Not that I really know you, you don't seem to have too many "flaws" that would render you a "non worthy" partner, so try not to let anything like that get you down if it is (? - Obviously, I don't know what your situation is, but, you get my drift, hopefully )

Sup. Not quite, it was mutual.

[EphelDuath666]

Ah, Australian wildlife. I imagine it was something like this:

http://tucsoncitizen.com/wryheat/files/ ... 50x420.jpg

or like this..

oh my....creepy!

That's probably because most people can't imagine you ever having relationship issues, lol. I have to admit, I was quite surprised in a way. But I guess, thinking about it, I'm gathering it's you that called it off? Rather than "being dumped". I could understand that. Not that I really know you, you don't seem to have too many "flaws" that would render you a "non worthy" partner, so try not to let anything like that get you down if it is (? - Obviously, I don't know what your situation is, but, you get my drift, hopefully )

Sup. Not quite, it was mutual.

^ What he said. But thanks for the kind words Aden.

And Lauri, you're the first offer I've had. hahaha.

If anyone's interested, there's a live stream of the League of Extraordinary Djentlemen gig in Nottingham tonight. Periphery, Monuments and TesseracT:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/yellow-is-testing

Now that youre single...

THE BITCH IS MINE!

That's probably because most people can't imagine you ever having relationship issues, lol. I have to admit, I was quite surprised in a way. But I guess, thinking about it, I'm gathering it's you that called it off? Rather than "being dumped". I could understand that. Not that I really know you, you don't seem to have too many "flaws" that would render you a "non worthy" partner, so try not to let anything like that get you down if it is (? - Obviously, I don't know what your situation is, but, you get my drift, hopefully )

Sup. Not quite, it was mutual.

^ What he said. But thanks for the kind words Aden.

Ah... yeah, not sure why that didn't cross my mind... lol. Sorry, I can be a bit of a dumbass sometimes.

No need to thank me, I'm sure most of what I said made no sense, but you're welcome anyway

Hey Steph. Here's your penisfest.

Hey Steph. Here's your penisfest.

Wat.

[djskrimp]

Hey Steph. Here's your penisfest.

Want.

Fixed that for you.

Hey Steph. Here's your penisfest.

Want.

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, that too.

These last few posts have aroused my interest. Blueberry cheesecake.

I fucking love my baritone guitar.