I fucking want a new guitar.

This Valentine's Day, my girlfriend gets her period.

Great.

I fucking want a new guitar.

Check out Rondomusic/Agile guitars, brah.

I fucking want a new guitar.

Check out Rondomusic/Agile guitars, brah.

I have. I don't have that much money.

I fucking want a new guitar.

Check out Rondomusic/Agile guitars, brah.

I have. I don't have that much money.

Actually I lie. I do have money for a few of those...but then I would be flat broke. Maybe I'll save or something.

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NOSFERATU!

This Valentine's Day, my girlfriend gets her period.

Great.

I think it's cute that you are so attuned to your girlfriend's cycle.

But really, waht's the problem. It's Valentine's Day. It's supposed to be about romance and lurve and all that, not just sex. You can have sex any other day of the year. Valentine's Day should be about you doing sweet schmaltzy stuff to show her how much you love her.

Failing that, you can always do her in the ass.

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Uncle Billy is here to teach us all a lesson.

I fucking want a new guitar.

Check out Rondomusic/Agile guitars, brah.

Lately, I've been getting increasingly tempted to get an Agile 'tar.

How much extra do they charge for custom guitars though? Even if it's just "I want that colour/finish on this guitar instead".

This Valentine's Day, my girlfriend gets her period.

Great.

I think it's cute that you are so attuned to your girlfriend's cycle.

But really, waht's the problem. It's Valentine's Day. It's supposed to be about romance and lurve and all that, not just sex. You can have sex any other day of the year. Valentine's Day should be about you doing sweet schmaltzy stuff to show her how much you love her.

Failing that, you can always do her in the ass.

+1.

I fucking want a new guitar.

Check out Rondomusic/Agile guitars, brah.

Lately, I've been getting increasingly tempted to get an Agile 'tar.

How much extra do they charge for custom guitars though? Even if it's just "I want that colour/finish on this guitar instead".

No idea. Jizz at the thought of a custom guitar. Send them an email, the dude who runs the whole thing is the guy who does emails.

This Valentine's Day, my girlfriend gets her period.

Great.

I think it's cute that you are so attuned to your girlfriend's cycle.

But really, waht's the problem. It's Valentine's Day. It's supposed to be about romance and lurve and all that, not just sex. You can have sex any other day of the year. Valentine's Day should be about you doing sweet schmaltzy stuff to show her how much you love her.

Failing that, you can always do her in the ass.

Actually, she got it the day before I posted that. I was weary as I wanted to take her out, and I didn't think she would be in the mood. Turns out I was wrong, she was fine, I just had to be careful about groping her as she was sore all over from period pain. We both agreed that we'd just make out and enjoy each other's company rather than focus on bedtime bliss.
Incidentally, neither of us are big on anal; oral, on the other hand... I'll just leave it at that.

Suddenly it's like I want to die from TMI. Lol that rhymes. I sometimes forget how awesome I am.

Suddenly it's like I want to die from TMI. Lol that rhymes. I sometimes forget how awesome I am.

That's funny. Every time I see "TMI" I think of Three Mile Island. I was born in Harrisburg, PA, and remember when we had to evacuate the city.