I was doing guitars since 10 am yesterday, then guest guitars later and some orchestra shit. At midnight me and my bassist went to the jam-place to record bass, I was home at 5 am. I am le tired! And sick! Give me ability to stretch time plez

"We're dancing like we're dumb-dum-duh-duh-duh dumb
Our bodies going numb-num-nuh-nuh-nuh numb
We'll be forever young-yun-y-y-y young!"

What is this madness I hear!?
They call this.. music..?
Singing?
Lyrics?

She makes me go into my mental gorilla mode whenever my ears are exposed to her.. moaning.
Ugabuga!

Meanwhile, in New Zealand...

http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/8867969/horse-semen-on-the-menu-at-n-z-food-festival/

Meanwhile, in New Zealand...

http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/8867969/horse-semen-on-the-menu-at-n-z-food-festival/

Goes well with her music.

"Ode to Lee Mack"

There once was a woman from China,
who thought she was suff'rin' angina.
Bent double in pain,
from her mucous membranes,
turns out 'twas just her rotten vagina.

Falk: thoughts inspired by devil, posture inspired by angle.

(maybe try to wear your backpack on the other arm or something)

Oooh nice one, I'll sig it
Thanks for the advice, but it's been a few years already since I last used a backpack (I mean on a regular basis), so I don't know, maybe it's genetic, maybe some unsuspected muscular tension for years (I even read a paper saying a teeth malocclusion may cause a leg being longer than another)
Mmh, makes me think to share a bit of not so known local folklore : the Dahu.

French pranksters state that catching a dahu involves having one person at the bottom of the mountain slope and one person who is good at making dahu sounds so as to gain the attention of the dahu so that it will turn around. When it does so, it loses its balance and rolls down the hill to the person with the bag at the bottom of the hill.

[Keeker]

Falk: thoughts inspired by devil, posture inspired by angle.

(maybe try to wear your backpack on the other arm or something)

Oooh nice one, I'll sig it
Thanks for the advice, but it's been a few years already since I last used a backpack (I mean on a regular basis), so I don't know, maybe it's genetic, maybe some unsuspected muscular tension for years (I even read a paper saying a teeth malocclusion may cause a leg being longer than another)
Mmh, makes me think to share a bit of not so known local folklore : the Dahu.

French pranksters state that catching a dahu involves having one person at the bottom of the mountain slope and one person who is good at making dahu sounds so as to gain the attention of the dahu so that it will turn around. When it does so, it loses its balance and rolls down the hill to the person with the bag at the bottom of the hill.

Sounds suspiciously like a haggis. They have two legs shorter on one side so they can walk round mountains in comfort.

Mmm, horse semen. Reminds me of Jackass.

Life is superlative.

There's something about old people and children that makes my girlfriend go from being affectionate to an exhibitionist. Not that I'm complaining.

Ever noticed your thoughts going the same circle around and around and around...?

All the time.

Ever noticed your thoughts going the same circle around and around and around...?

Every day

Ever noticed your thoughts going the same circle around and around and around...?

Every day

Do you do anything to stop it?