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#269524 by Leechmaster
Tue May 31, 2011 12:29 am
My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

...And then I saw her face.
#269528 by Bookwyrm83
Tue May 31, 2011 12:41 am
:lol:

It was the last day of autumn here today. The morning was a perfect dome of unbroken gray, with fog obscuring everything above 20 stories high, and the air had a wintry chill and a slight breeze. The leaves all stood out in their color, except the greens, which seemed to blend in. What a day to go to work to.
Then, we find our clients have screwed up their systems, so nobody worked today, and we all left at 1pm, and wouldn't you know. Outside it was warm (but still a bit breezy), totally blue and not a cloud in the sky, and it felt like a mild summer.
I decided to sit in the nearest park, which was gilded with leaves, both in the trees and carpeting the ground, and read a book there for a few hours, permitting no distractions. A fine day to do so really, a veritable triptych of seasons.
Now it's evening, the sun has set, and clouds appear on the west to herald winter tomorrow.

And that's my artistic wankery for the day.
#269535 by Keeker
Tue May 31, 2011 2:20 am
Leechmaster wrote:My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

...And then I saw her face.

That made me laugh. Not many things make me laugh these days. I shall send you a poke of sweets.
#269536 by Phase
Tue May 31, 2011 2:40 am
I have to start keeping track of my mood through days using numbers. Part of me wants to start using decimals, but I know that when I start to describe my day as a 4.3653 (Alright, but with a tingle of melancholy) that I might be in a worse of shape than I thought. MUST KEEP THE NUMBERS WHOLE.
#269625 by Faffy
Tue May 31, 2011 2:29 pm
I feel so naked when we don't have cream in the fridge. :(


:|
#269682 by djskrimp
Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:58 am
Faffy wrote:I feel so naked when we don't have cream in the fridge. :(


:|

If you GET naked, I'll PUT cream in your fridge. Hand cranked. :D
#269691 by Faffy
Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:27 am
Oh, no need to!
I found lots of yarn and stuff in the basement!! *fap fap fap fap*
#269716 by Aden
Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 am
To go to Sonisphere or not go to Sonisphere? Hmmm...
#269748 by atum_rick
Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:06 pm
I want so hard to pee, but my hand is dirty because I was scratching a little kitty I found, and it's so cold I don't feel like washing my hands to touch my penis.
#269751 by Aden
Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:07 pm
We should have a "Post of the month/season/year" voting thingy.

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