[swervedriver]

I've noticed in the last week I smell like mildew. I checked my clothes, they all smell clean, and I shower every morning. I'm guessing it's the liquid men's soap that I bought, even though my skin smells nice & clean up close. Even deodorant can't mask it. For some reason it makes me crave Scotch. Weird.

*looks at your signature*

I've noticed in the last week I smell like mildew. I checked my clothes, they all smell clean, and I shower every morning. I'm guessing it's the liquid men's soap that I bought, even though my skin smells nice & clean up close. Even deodorant can't mask it. For some reason it makes me crave Scotch. Weird.

*looks at your signature*

Two completely different scents, trust me.

[djskrimp]

I've noticed in the last week I smell like mildew. I checked my clothes, they all smell clean, and I shower every morning. I'm guessing it's the liquid men's soap that I bought, even though my skin smells nice & clean up close. Even deodorant can't mask it. For some reason it makes me crave Scotch. Weird.

*looks at your signature*

Two completely different scents, trust me.

Aromatherapy will never be the same.

When you wash your clothes; don't leave them in the machine for two days before hanging them out to dry.

Also I was wrangled into going to a Ska gig in Whitechapel last night, it was full of hipsters and I don't even like Ska. But it's ok, it was one of those establishments that's full of old sofas so I hid in a corner and stuck my Archos on until it was all over.

I usually take my clothes out directly after washing and drying, so I doubt that's the problem. I'm blaming the soap, as I've never used this brand before and I don't usually have this lingering scent unless I go without showering for a few days. Meh.

Also I mixed Swiss mushrooms lightly fried in olive oil to penne pasta, and it made a nice light dinner.

Hypothetically, if you were engaged to someone with no hands, would you get them an engagement bracelet?

Steph, I was to understand that they'd wear it on a necklace, cause most folk have necks right? And you can't keep bracelets on with no hands anyway cause they'll slide off. You marrying someone with no hands then?

WYRM. USE RADOX! SMELL LIKE A CHAMP.

Finally got a catalogue from a moulding & casting suppliers today, they're pretty cheap but their site is ghastly.
"You wanna buy something? Sure! You have to do it over the phone though. Oh and if you wanna know the price of it all, we'll tell you AFTER you've ordered it."
Even the catalogue is an epic of H&S information that comes with each product anyways...I managed to find a few £s dotted about though.
It's worse than the camera shop in Warren Street that refused to tell me how much a lens was incase I bought it a few shops down for less...FUCKSAKE I WANNA KNOW IF IT'S £100 OR £1000. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THIS I'LL FUCKING GET IT FROM JESSOPS.

Steph, I was to understand that they'd wear it on a necklace, cause most folk have necks right? And you can't keep bracelets on with no hands anyway cause they'll slide off. You marrying someone with no hands then?

T'was a hypothetical statement, my dear. It'll be a cold day in Hell if I ever were to get married, let alone actually date someone
But yeah, it's simply a daft test to work out who thinks abstractedly by not saying 'it'll fall off' first. So technically you kinda win there.

So there's a handless man out there with a broken heart? You beast.

So there's a handless man out there with a broken heart? You beast.

He said he'd been seeing some lass from down south, and that she'd taken him out for milkshakes and a Chinese buffet in Camden.
Don't suppose you know her, per chance? Not bothered like, I hope they're happy with eachother.

Cock ring / Clit ring.

Necklaces. Pffffffft. Amputees are kinky cunts.

Cock ring / Clit ring.

Necklaces. Pffffffft. Amputees are kinky cunts.

Genius.

Cock ring / Clit ring.

Necklaces. Pffffffft. Amputees are kinky cunts.

Nipple rings. Then at least people in public would be able to see them.

[Blazingmonga]

Meep meep!

Cock ring / Clit ring.

Necklaces. Pffffffft. Amputees are kinky cunts.

Nipple rings. Then at least people in public would be able to see them.

Your wedding dress must've been a riot...