^Stunt doubles don't count, necessarily.

On a different note, I just came across The Thumbsaver.

Basic description:
"The Thumbsaver is a durable hand tool that houses a powerful magnet to hold virtually any nail, staple, or screw, while keeping thumbs and other appendages at a safe distance."

Fucking genius. I'm amazed the guys at Troll Science haven't thought of this before.

Some more fun news, some jokers in NSW pointed high power lasers at planes:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/10125861/lasers-pointed-at-four-sydney-planes/

Police are now looking for a suspect who fits this description:

I was just trying to signal the planes down...

I have always found children's pageants to be shallow and exploitive, but this:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/10172673/outrage-over-four-year-old-wearing-fake-breasts/

Jesus weeping Christ, why the fuck are these things still permitted to continue?

[Octillus]

That's awful, that shit makes me terrified, all the time. Those kids probably grow up to be weird as hell too.

...on another less creepy note, my favorite baseball team the San Francisco Giants used to have this player named Eugenio Velez, who was basically awful, but to the point of hilarity. Well, he was signed by our hated rivals, the Los Angeles Dodgers last year, here's some of the fruits of his labor:

[JuZ]

That American pageant crap makes me ill.

All kinds of wrong.

Another foot has washed up in British Columbia -- the 11th found along the coastline in the last four years.

[Octillus]

Another foot has washed up in British Columbia -- the 11th found along the coastline in the last four years.

O_O that's scary as hell.

It's the sasquatches. When they out grow their old feet and get their new "Big" feet, it is tradition to throw the old ones in the ocean.

Seriously though:

B.C. officials say they don't consider any of the discoveries to be the result of foul play

WTF? Eleven feet in the last 4 years? Does this happen anywhere else in the world? No other body parts, just feet. Yeah, that's a natural, normal occurrence. Move along, nothing more to see here.

This is also worth a look:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/10171647/psychic-ponders-1m-challenge/

[JuZ]

It's the sasquatches. When they out grow their old feet and get their new "Big" feet, it is tradition to throw the old ones in the ocean.

Seriously though:

B.C. officials say they don't consider any of the discoveries to be the result of foul play

WTF? Eleven feet in the last 4 years? Does this happen anywhere else in the world? No other body parts, just feet. Yeah, that's a natural, normal occurrence. Move along, nothing more to see here.

Sounds like Dexter needs stronger garbage bags.

There exists a waxing salon called Lunchbox.

^ That's just too good.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8296194/model-charged-after-bizarre-armed-crime-spree

It's the Lawnmower Man!

A couple of good ones:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaki ... 6137921668

And:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/six-in ... mans-penis