http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/10282765/chinese-condoms-too-small-for-south-africans/

The jokes write themselves.

http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/

As if redheads didn't have enough problems with discrimination:
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/life/redheads-rejected-as-sperm-bank-bans-deposits-20110919-1khd2.html

they have no souls

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... mpire.html

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/10321316/schools-change-national-anthem/

Regress Australia Fair!

[swervedriver]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23447719/

Dafuq.

Even the unwanted are a market to be exploited

Fuggin' capitalists.

It's like saying "lawl you lost your job, but I can still afford to buy you a shitty card. I could have given the money directly to you, but NUUUUUU!"

[JuZ]

I'm generally quite a diplomatic bloke, but if I lost my job and someone got me a "funny" card in response, they'd receive a quick "fuck you". Then again Hallmark make cards about death of loved ones so this is about right for them. Profits iz profitable.

Not sure if funny

Holy good God.

Fellow chilli/chile/howeveryouspellit freaks...

Be afraid.




Police wish to speak with a hairy Edinburgh man who they believe spiked the dishes with some kind of ovoid tropical fruit...perhaps a mango.

Holy good God.

Fellow chilli/chile/howeveryouspellit freaks...

Be afraid.




Police wish to speak with a hairy Edinburgh man who they believe spiked the dishes with some kind of ovoid tropical fruit...perhaps a mango.

I nearly fapped when I read that.
I say nearly, because I read that article on the train home earlier.

But I'm alone now.....

Wut?

WUT??

What is it with Denver? First, the airport is a transdimensional portal for Amish Druid Masons from Zeta² Reticuli...now this?

Is there enough oxygen up thar? Pinkham...I'm looking in your direction...

Wut?

WUT??

What is it with Denver? First, the airport is a transdimensional portal for Amish Druid Masons from Zeta² Reticuli...now this?

Is there enough oxygen up thar? Pinkham...I'm looking in your direction...

The answer is simple.

Freemasonry.