[swervedriver]

So... I'm visiting the guy I kinda like (and that rejected me, if any of you remember) today/this evening. We are going to make waffles and watch Inception. Anddd... I'm going to stay the night there, so I don't have to think about catching the last bus home etc.
Does it make any sense that I'm going to see him, even though it will be a little painful? Nope!
Am I excited? Hell yes!

I swear, no one can mention waffles without me remembering that quote.

^^Thank you, I will

^ HAHA! Donkey <3

[swervedriver]

Bring a helmet.

http://www.space.com/13042-nasa-uars-sa ... -zone.html

So there's a law around here that says you cannot ride a bicycle with headphones on, as you cannot hear what's around you, makes sense I guess.
But it got me wondering, does that mean that deaf people cannot ride bicycles?
I almost wish a police officer would stop me so I could ask.

Also, when people stand up and remove their hats for the national anthems at sports events, are the people with wigs dishonoring the anthem and/or nation it represents??

In some states, it is legal to have sex with an animal under 40 pounds.

So, having sex with another person is illegal?

So... I'm visiting the guy I kinda like (and that rejected me, if any of you remember) today/this evening. We are going to make waffles and watch Inception. Anddd... I'm going to stay the night there, so I don't have to think about catching the last bus home etc.
Does it make any sense that I'm going to see him, even though it will be a little painful? Nope!
Am I excited? Hell yes!

So here's what you do. First you have to plant the seed of an idea in his first level of dreaming that the process of making waffles will result in him falling for you. I personally recommend using a scenario where someone who has meant a great deal to him in past waffle-making scenarios plants the idea (in disguise but really one of your own people) that perhaps their contribution to this guys past waffle-making memories is flawed somehow. This will create a gap where his new waffle-making experiences with you will result in love due to the preceived waffle pain of the past.

Now you have to be careful here, because if he has past dream training his unconscious might attack you for attacking his fond waffle-making memories. Your in too deep and if the unconscious kills you'll be forced to go to limbo where you will do nothing but make waffle cities for eternity (because if you remember limbo has time that is like 4 times slower than regular time). So after you plant this seed you must covince him to go to the next layer of dreaming where the tainted waffle memories will be solidified. Do this by fully positioning his past waffle memory friend in the wrong and you in the right. Do this by running around zero gravity walls and convincing him you're one of the aforementioned unconscious dream soldiers.

Once you've done this its time for the last level. Here you're going to have to scale some mountains and ride around on snow mobiles (the reason why is, you know, obvious) and at the end have your friend fully confront falling for you by having his past waffle memory tainted by now. You must construct some event in a safe (once again for obvious reasons) that will fully change his memory for good. And wha-la! Inception. Oh, I did forget to mention the train that might come barrling at your face or the crazy lady who might shoot at you because that one dude in your group has some crazy baggage. But other than that you're golden!

Confused?....yeah, me too.

That was a great diversion...thanks!

So... I'm visiting the guy I kinda like (and that rejected me, if any of you remember) today/this evening. We are going to make waffles and watch Inception. Anddd... I'm going to stay the night there, so I don't have to think about catching the last bus home etc.
Does it make any sense that I'm going to see him, even though it will be a little painful? Nope!
Am I excited? Hell yes!

So here's what you do. First you have to plant the seed of an idea in his first level of dreaming that the process of making waffles will result in him falling for you. I personally recommend using a scenario where someone who has meant a great deal to him in past waffle-making scenarios plants the idea (in disguise but really one of your own people) that perhaps their contribution to this guys past waffle-making memories is flawed somehow. This will create a gap where his new waffle-making experiences with you will result in love due to the preceived waffle pain of the past.

Now you have to be careful here, because if he has past dream training his unconscious might attack you for attacking his fond waffle-making memories. Your in too deep and if the unconscious kills you'll be forced to go to limbo where you will do nothing but make waffle cities for eternity (because if you remember limbo has time that is like 4 times slower than regular time). So after you plant this seed you must covince him to go to the next layer of dreaming where the tainted waffle memories will be solidified. Do this by fully positioning his past waffle memory friend in the wrong and you in the right. Do this by running around zero gravity walls and convincing him you're one of the aforementioned unconscious dream soldiers.

Once you've done this its time for the last level. Here you're going to have to scale some mountains and ride around on snow mobiles (the reason why is, you know, obvious) and at the end have your friend fully confront falling for you by having his past waffle memory tainted by now. You must construct some event in a safe (once again for obvious reasons) that will fully change his memory for good. And wha-la! Inception. Oh, I did forget to mention the train that might come barrling at your face or the crazy lady who might shoot at you because that one dude in your group has some crazy baggage. But other than that you're golden!

Confused?....yeah, me too.

HAHAHAHA!

I actually realized that I'm not that into him. Which was nice.

Oh and btw, I TOTALLY scored last night. Internet-five anyone?

I actually realized that I'm not that into him. Which was nice.

Oh and btw, I TOTALLY scored last night.

Related?

Nope. I just realized that even if we had been in love and blahblahblah, we still wouldn't fit together. So it would never last. So I just think I'll use him for sex and waffles.

High-five.

By the way, sorry if this was too much information for someone

sex and waffles.

a-motherfucking-men to that