^Yep.

Reading Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I enjoyed Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but this is a much more entertaining book, in all respects.

Sex and waffles is a great album name. Dev should team up with Vai again, comedy album follow-up to Sex and Religion.

I have a very strong stomach. I can watch vaginal surgeries while I myself eat minced beef. BUT for some reason I can't stand watching pictures of really bad teeth.

[swervedriver]

I can watch vaginal surgeries while I myself eat minced beef.

How did you get minced beef into an OR?

I can watch vaginal surgeries while I myself eat minced beef.

How did you get minced beef into an OR?

more importantly methinks, what is wrong with this metaphorical vagina!

Oh... I know the right people.


Nothing's wrong with the vaginas... but some women don't like that their lady parts doesn't resemble retouched vajayjays in soft porn magazines, which are edited due to censorship restrictions. (watch video if you like, but note that this is far far far far far away from safe for work. Search Vimeo for LABIAPLASTY)

Oh... I know the right people.


Nothing's wrong with the vaginas... but some women don't like that their lady parts doesn't resemble retouched vajayjays in soft porn magazines, which are edited due to censorship restrictions. (watch video if you like, but note that this is far far far far far away from safe for work. Search Vimeo for LABIAPLASTY)

well, now i have to

My girlfriend thinks it's weird that the first thing I notice about people is their teeth. But if you have some gnarly chompers it's all I can concentrate on. If you can't take care of your teeth it just leads me to assume other things about you. Gross teeth are just... Bleh.

And now I want minced beef.

Hah, that's the first thing I notice too... and I love funny looking teeth! It makes people look interesting. But really really bad teeth... for some reason I can't handle it. D: *googles* ugh...

I have some icky minced beef in the fridge. TAKE IT! Cheapest meat I could fine. Not a big fan.

Hah, that's the first thing I notice too... and I love funny looking teeth! It makes people look interesting. But really really bad teeth... for some reason I can't handle it. D: *googles* ugh...

I have some icky minced beef in the fridge. TAKE IT! Cheapest meat I could fine. Not a big fan.

I live in a county where people only have babies at the age of twelve and smoke meth. I'm STILL not used to the sight of bad teeth.

So I just think I'll use him for sex and waffles.

Where were the women like you when I was single???? I make a helluva waffle!

So I just think I'll use him for sex and waffles.

Where were the women like you when I was single???? I make a helluva waffle!

Haha Well, did you ever try using that as a pick-up line?


Just wondering about one thing - even in their sleep, most guys manage to magically do a boob"grab" while we're spooning, HOW? Do they just pretend to be asleep, or is it some sort of natural..Instinct..Thing..Whatever

Totally instinctual. Not pretending to sleep at all. Nope. Just don't worry about it and go right back to sleep.

Haha, thought so Well, as long as there is something in it for me, I don't really care.

Haha, thought so Well, as long as there is something in it for me, I don't really care.

If he's chubby, grab a boob back!