Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working as soon as you open Windows. Jk, but seriously. I give my condolences to Steve Jobs too.

Question: do bears eat beets?

(I hope someone gets thus reference or I'll look weird)

FACT: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beat. Battlestar Galactica.

Yay!

BRUCE CAMPBELL'S CHIN TAKES OVER THE WORLD AND THREATENS TO DESTROY HUMANITY... IN... CHINDEPENDANCE DAY..

Spent the day enjoying the numerous

"WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT STEVE JOBS SO MUCH IT'S JUST SOME GUY LIKE WHAT DID HE EVER DO FOR ME" comments on facebook, posted from said people's iPhone's, in many cases, and hopefully very sarcastically...

So, I thought I'd ask one of the nurses for some milk, because you know.. milk is awesome. And then I suddenly noticed they have cake! My favourite cake! I was like :O and then I was terribly rude and asked for a tiny piece, but then I got really embarrassed by my own rudeness, took my milk and left. Cannot look nurse in the eyes now.

So, I thought I'd ask one of the nurses for some milk, because you know.. milk is awesome. And then I suddenly noticed they have cake! My favourite cake! I was like :O and then I was terribly rude and asked for a tiny piece, but then I got really embarrassed by my own rudeness, took my milk and left. Cannot look nurse in the eyes now.

So you... you left the cake behind? And now you have no cake?? And it was cake you really like??


As a fat-ass, this is a concept that I cannot understand...

But I was SO rude. Oh my god, still blushing. I think it was someones birthdaycake.

Unless you said "GIVE ME CAKE NOW, BITCH!" I can't possibly imagine what could have been so rude that you would not get cake.

No.. no, it was more like "hope you can forgive me for being terribly rude, but uh.. could I please get a tinytiny peace of cake? "
But then she raised her eyebrows while she filled my glass with milk, and laughed a little laugh, and just said "so you have kind of a sweet tooth, huh?" And I was like.. Oh my god, what have I done..

She raised her eyebrows...?

You MONSTER.

No.. no, it was more like "hope you can forgive me for being terribly rude, but uh.. could I please get a tinytiny peace of cake? "
But then she raised her eyebrows while she filled my glass with milk, and laughed a little laugh, and just said "so you have kind of a sweet tooth, huh?" And I was like.. Oh my god, what have I done..

I am torn in this argument... Cos you deserve cake for asking for it and everyone deserves cake anyway, but if I was the woman in possession of said cake I too would be reluctant to relinquish any of the deliciousness.

^^Hahah, yeah I know. But I'm just terribly obsessed with what people think of me, tho I really don't like to admit it. Sometimes I even think my mother deep down hates me, cause I over think everything It's a problem, hahah

^ Yep, I too feel like I deserve a little cake, especially since all the nurses know I have a little eating-issue. Don't they want me to eat? :O

You didn't just dive your face in it, so I think you're good

Yup, thanks for the support guys, hahah. In this tragic hour, I really needed that. Haha. And I'll probably never see her again anyways

im so tired