Just got a call from my girlfriend demanding sex.
Bye!
Bye!
Bookwyrm83 wrote:Just got a call from my girlfriend demanding sex.
Bye!
whipped
whipped
I'm sleeping in my own bed tonight <3
Silje wrote:I'm sleeping in my own bed tonight <3
Dunkelheit wrote:Bookwyrm83 wrote:Just got a call from my girlfriend demanding sex.
Bye!
whipped
Hadn't had it in a month. Even so, free sex, I'm not saying no.
ppinkham wrote:Abydost wrote:Octillus wrote:Girls can drive, whatever. It's only emasculating if you act like a pussy because you were driven. The car on the other hand...
Yeah, that's not what I'm saying though. I don't have a license anyway. It's just like... in the way of the old stereotypes and gender roles.
Shit, I love it when the woman drives the car. I be all like "Yo, now you needs to pull over and makes me a sammich!"
Well she did drive me and then gave me chocolate later while watched Donnie Darko. She's my sugardaddy.
swervedriver wrote:Aden wrote:Might've just done a very silly thing, but I was always gonna do it anyway. I just can't help myself when it comes to this sort of thing, even though 9 times out of 10 end regret.
Meh...
[/Leave message mysterious and ambiguous]
That's masturbation for ya.
F'kin A! Turns out it was one of the 1 in 10
...best wank of my life.
random thought... am off to mystery science theatre all nighter in london tonight.. wondering if 3 litres of tesco's own brand red bull is a bit excessive..
By Your Command....
Tall-Latte wrote:random thought... am off to mystery science theatre all nighter in london tonight.. wondering if 3 litres of tesco's own brand red bull is a bit excessive..
Dear god, you're not drinking that when you post here already?
In all seriousness, it is. You're not supposed to have that much caffeine in a day.
Tall-Latte wrote:random thought... am off to mystery science theatre all nighter in london tonight.. wondering if 3 litres of tesco's own brand red bull is a bit excessive..
Dilute it with MSG. It'll take off the excessive edge.
I have had to take a shit all day long and still have not. Why you ask? Great, great question.
sylkicks wrote:I have had to take a shit all day long and still have not. Why you ask? Great, great question.
I'm in the same boat. It'll come when you least expect it. Just hope you're near a john when it does.
I just saw maybe the twentieth news article concerning the death of Steve Jobs. Could someone explain me why everyone is making a hero out of him? Why should anyone not using Apple's products give two shits about the guy?
aleksi wrote:I just saw maybe the twentieth news article concerning the death of Steve Jobs. Could someone explain me why everyone is making a hero out of him? Why should anyone not using Apple's products give two shits about the guy?
Because he helped bring the whole concept of a personal computer into general use back in the 70s so you and I can sit here and look at a screen that has a 'friendlier' feel to it. We might not be doing that right now otherwise.
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
Also Pixar.
(this is directed at no one in particular)
But you know, it's become the cool edgy internet kid thing to do to be an ingrate and a dick about it.
We get it, you don't like Apple products. Doesn't mean they didn't make a splash.
(this is directed at no one in particular)
But you know, it's become the cool edgy internet kid thing to do to be an ingrate and a dick about it.
We get it, you don't like Apple products. Doesn't mean they didn't make a splash.
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