LOL!!!!

LOL!!!!

That's an oldie, but a goodie.

[youtube]5oblQonO0Qw[/youtube]

Children of the Corn also springs to mind.

Here's a guy who brings obsession with comic heroes to a new level:
http://www.philstar.com/article.aspx?articleid=737013&publicationsubcategoryid=200

35-year-old fashion designer Herbert Chavez has undergone a series of cosmetic procedures, including making his nose higher and slimming down his thighs, to look like Superman.

The result?

My. God.
Which. One. Is. He...?

Geeks, eh?
Wot a nerfherder.

[JuZ]

[youtube]5oblQonO0Qw[/youtube]

Geez lady, panic much?

We've got a three week old baby and if we don't get out soon we'll... um... still be 25 feet from the entrance... right by a busy road... and... IN A CORNFIELD!!!

It's corn, not a steel vault! I love it!

[swervedriver]

Scrotal elephantiasis.

http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-ma ... ml?ref=533

Scrotal elephantiasis.

http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-ma ... ml?ref=533

Shit. Hope he can get the surgery.

A PILOT, right?

Hmmm...a pilot. If this is the level of spatial awareness that pilots have here...I'll walk, thanks.
He must not have seen this:
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Think once.
Think twice.
Think...don't drive your car on the runway.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/shark-attack-shock-just-a-case-of-fish-n-nips-20111020-1m8oe.html

I can just see the movie now:
Jaws: The False Alarm.

[JuZ]

Oh man not at Brisbane Airport again. A cleaner fell to her death from a mobile staircase thingy a new years ago.

John Travolta was denied a table reservation at KFC.

John Travolta was denied a table reservation at KFC.

Note to self: Do not eat at a takeaway store when famous .

I love the worker's "customer is a customer" attitude. Really says a lot in situations like these.

Yeah. Thanks, man.
Even though they thought it unlikely to land here... I wondered what that noise was.

Thought it was rats in the attic.

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The..Wh..uh..Yeah.