My train home was delayed today due to police action. Apparently there was a trespasser on the tracks (read: suicidal asshole or mental patient), and this caused the train to sit at one of the stations for about 20 minutes. Enough time for me to get just over half of the newspaper crossword done before saying "fuck this" and scribbling over it. Missed my bus as a result, so walked home. Just as well, I needed the exercise. And it's a pleasant enough evening for one, despite the bugs. Meh.

O RLY? I didn't know Rimi had stores in other countries. Cool.

Spent the entire evening wrapped up in bed since I got to the hotel.

HEAVY. FUCKING. METAL.

This gig will be the death of me.

I woke up after just 3 hours of sleep, so I'm fucking pissed! That means I've had 10 hours of sleep the last 3 days, boooooo. And Dunkelheit Y U NO ON FACEBOOK?!??!?!!?!? :@

Ok I'll stop whining now

I have decidingly decided that every month I am going to buy one DT album that I don't have, hopefully all from HDR, until my collection is complete. Then the next time I go to a Dev show I can dump them all in front of him and say SIGN THESE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I take a Butters Stotch/Professor Chaos view on evil plans, obviously.

I woke up after just 3 hours of sleep, so I'm fucking pissed! That means I've had 10 hours of sleep the last 3 days, boooooo. And Dunkelheit Y U NO ON FACEBOOK?!??!?!!?!? :@

Ok I'll stop whining now

i was (for a microsecond)

but then i fell asleep

I woke up after just 3 hours of sleep, so I'm fucking pissed! That means I've had 10 hours of sleep the last 3 days, boooooo. And Dunkelheit Y U NO ON FACEBOOK?!??!?!!?!? :@

Ok I'll stop whining now

I have a similar thing going on at the moment. Not quite as bad as that, but I'm only getting 4 or 5 hours sleep a night for the past week. Tis hard going!

For some reason this keeps getting funnier everytime I look at it

Do you ever take a shit and then feel immediately after you leave the bathroom that you have to shit again? I call it a shadow shit. It's a weird sensation.

^HAHA. Yes. Though.. I only shit butterflies, 'cause I'm a girl.

^^All the time. And once in awhile I get what I call constipated diarrhea - basically I have to do an epic crap, it comes out in droves, and then I feel there's more, but it just sits in there, aching me, mocking me, and as much as I try to push it out it won't come, and when I finally pull up my pants and walk out of the john, it decideds to do a free-fall.

TMI?

You never know how fucked in the head you really are, until you play madlibs. Prime example:

This was entitled, "Can I Have Your Daughter's Hand".

Dear Mr. and Mrs. SammyHagar'sWillyRollbar Inner Ear Infection ,

Will you let me Taint Paint your Gooberfeather ? Ever since I have laid Left Buttocks on John Goodman , I have Hogin' Machined madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the 3D Pocket Pussy of my Dead Babies Wrapped In Bacon and that someday we will Cunt Thwapped happily ever after. I have a Paint Chip Jizz as a/an Jizz Lobber that pays $Infinity +1 each month. I promise to Comfort In Time Of Need John Goodman with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Fundip Doodoo Donkey

Some guy on Ebay just bought my ticket ...... only thing is he has a low feedback rating and hasn't communicated yet. 2 hours left.

He best not mess me about I will not be happy

Okay he hasn't messed me about and he has paid up , he is not a Disruptr after all, mood improved.

It's amusing how wide a spectrum of reaction a simple thing as a beard can bring in people.
It's hair growing on my face naturally, and yet people sometime stop me at work just to comment on it.
Then there's the stares.