This is where having a pitbull would be to your advantage.

This is where having a pitbull would be to your advantage.

Guh, don't get me started on Pit Bull Terriers, me and my bezzy mate have to somehow get shot of his sister's untrained one from her tiny one bedroom flat before she gets home from hospital with a very small premature newborn baby. She was not willing to get rid of it before she went in, and won't accept the fact that that dog will kill her child. Not to mention they're under the UK's Dangerous Dogs Act; if social workers got wind of her having it, they'll take her baby off her. Fucksake.

I made a joke with him about that last week when he watched me and my friends through the window.

So funny story. Seems to be like..mixture of American beauty and Brokeback mountain.

and a bit of family guy

This is where having a pitbull would be to your advantage.

Guh, don't get me started on Pit Bull Terriers, me and my bezzy mate have to somehow get shot of his sister's untrained one from her tiny one bedroom flat before she gets home from hospital with a very small premature newborn baby. She was not willing to get rid of it before she went in, and won't accept the fact that that dog will kill her child. Not to mention they're under the UK's Dangerous Dogs Act; if social workers got wind of her having it, they'll take her baby off her. Fucksake.

DDA Watch, they normally deal with the dogs that are accused of being PBT's, see if they'll take it on.

I think my pharmacist knows I'm a paedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children...

Quick! Somebody get Disney on the line!

They need to copyright "Data Pool 3" now!
The huge 3-D mega-blockbuster: Seal Team Six Examines Data Pool 3.

With soundtrack by Fun Boy Three:
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Fuck this little turd.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/julian-knight-says-system-is-biased-20120130-1qpgq.html

25 years ago he went out one Sunday night to kill as many as possible and go down in a blaze of glory, but turned chickenshit when he ran out of ammo.

Hoddle Street Massacre

Since he was imprisoned, he's been an obstinate bastard...seeking appeals and attempting to take legal action against the Authorities. My friend's father was badly wounded that night...and this little vermin ought not be using my planet's atmosphere.

^That reminds me of this article I read last week for some reason: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/toddler-killer-appeals-sentence-20120127-1qm67.html
The man stabbed his two-year-old daughter to death, and is now doing it tough in prison. So tough in fact, that his lawyer is trying to convince a judge his 30+ year sentence in a prison where his fellow inmates target him because of his crime isn't good for his client's mental state, and some leniency should be applied because he pleaded guilty.
Boo fucking hoo, you're a fucking child murderer. The fact that no one has stabbed you in your sleep is a goddamn miracle in itself, you prick. I hope his appeal is denied.

Unrelated note:
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/concrete-slab-falls-10-storeys-20120130-1qp08.html

I work not far from here, and I saw the cops supervising the mess. I didn't know what was going on at first - thought someone had been attacked, but turns out it was structural damage. At least nobody was hurt. Probably had the shit scared out of them, though.

The Mastodon/Opeth tour AND Mesuggah/Baroness tours coming nowhere closer than 7 hours from me is quite unawesome. Fuck you, tour organizers... fuck you so hard.

The Mastodon/Opeth tour AND Mesuggah/Baroness tours coming nowhere closer than 7 hours from me is quite unawesome. Fuck you, tour organizers... fuck you so hard.

That's not so far. Betcha the bands will be travelling longer than that.

The Mastodon/Opeth tour AND Mesuggah/Baroness tours coming nowhere closer than 7 hours from me is quite unawesome. Fuck you, tour organizers... fuck you so hard.

Imagine yourself living in chile

7 hrs doesn't sound so bad

People complain profusely in the UK if a band is not playing within 20 minutes of them, despite the fact that every single date on a tour is easy to get to if you have somewhere to stay and means to travel there. So like, at least you have a reason to complain.

I've just been running a silicone mould, and typically whenever I'm in a hurry for a mould to set it'll take several days, if I just want to take my time....the stuff sets in the fucking mixing pot mid-pour!

The Mastodon/Opeth tour AND Mesuggah/Baroness tours coming nowhere closer than 7 hours from me is quite unawesome. Fuck you, tour organizers... fuck you so hard.

I'm sure you mean Meshuggah/Decapitated. Yeah I kinda died when I saw that. Too bad the tours are always on the other side of the world.

[Octillus]

My only disappointment is that I may or may not still be in San Francisco by that point, and that Opeth's headlining, which will basically be the same show as October, but you know, sans awkward Katatonia moments.

The Mastodon/Opeth tour AND Mesuggah/Baroness tours coming nowhere closer than 7 hours from me is quite unawesome. Fuck you, tour organizers... fuck you so hard.

I'm sure you mean Meshuggah/Decapitated. Yeah I kinda died when I saw that. Too bad the tours are always on the other side of the world.

I have to admit, I've never heard Decapitated. Baroness is my favorite band aside from Mr. T, so naturally they stick out to me a bit more. On that subject of not having heard Decapitated, I find as I get older I am less and less inclined to listen to bands with silly, trying-to-be-tough-and-offputing metal names. Dying Fetus, Cattle Decapitation, Goatwhore, Rotting Christ, the list goes on. It just seems, as I said, silly to me. Not to say that if I checked out Decapitated I might find them good, but when I see the name followed one of those looks-like-a-million-other-death-metal-bands-I-can-hardly-read-it logos, I am far less inclined to check out the band. But I'll give Decapitated a check, and won't comment on their tunes until I do... simply making a long winded observation on band names that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand

All that being said, yeah, 7 hrs isn't that much compared to others I'm sure, but still... 7 hours.