Charles Manson has been denied parole again. The world is not surprised.

Man, shocker.

And Violet, BECOME A TECHNOLOGICALLY CONSUMING WHORE LIKE THE REST OF US ALREADY!!!!

Or just get Spotify on your phone. Lel.

It's a lazy Sunday. I can think of at least 3 chores I need to do, and I don't wanna do any of them.

Or just get Spotify on your phone. Lel.

You mean my piece of shit phone that doesn't even do video? Also most of the shite I listen to isn't on Spotify...oh, and neither is South Park.



I am so fucking hungover right now, was drinking gin till 5am with my buddies Tamz and Nicky. Fell asleep cradling Tamz like a baby, and woke up with a French braid in my hair.

^ I just read "woke up with a French maid in my hair"

Remember that March Metal Madness thing?

Swashbuckle won.

DAFUQ.

[Octillus]

little kids love their pirates

Personally I think Alestorm and Swashbuckle can't hold a candle to Running Wild, but that's true of most things, not just shitty wannabe pirates.

And even then, Alestorm wins between those two.

Say what you will about us Devy fans spamming with votes, the pirate kids were worse.

Moving on, I am hoping my handwriting is legible enough for my internal forms team. It should be, but then again, they have problem sometimes with things that aren't typed, no matter how clear your handwriting is.

I'll have to give the thumbs up to Christian Balestorm, they are my chummies afterall.


Still feeling grizzly from Saturday night, hangover centralised round my hips...just got home and now it's off for a speedy shower and out to a gig at the Borderline...guuuuuh...

Just won a double pass to see Steve Hughes on Thursday. Gotta decide who to take.

Remember that March Metal Madness thing?

Swashbuckle won.

DAFUQ.

LOL

Excellent trolling on their part. Bet that pissed a whooooooooooole ton of people off. And what is the internet for if not that.

Got home at 5am from Crobar this morning, my back is sooo sore. Borderline gig was good though, forgot how absolutely tiny the place was, the Dev gig's gonna be squeeshed.
We then had a total nutter (walking a hoover like a dog, I might add) approach us and talk waffle while we were standing around outside Crobar, had the longest Spanish conversation I've ever had in my life until he went away.

Nothing like a Human Centipede joke to grind a serious business meeting to a halt. Even if only for a few seconds.

If you want an icky film, watch Aftermath then get back to me.

I just had a voicemail-

"Violet you left your scissors here! I TRIMMED EVERYTHING WITH THEM."

I'll have to stream that, doubt they sell it here.

Did have fun recently when discussing A Serbian Film with workmates. I brought up Life and Death of a Porno Gang, and described it as A Serbian Film lite, yet somehow passed classification. The look on their faces when I told them a tranny blows a horse (and you get to see the act) made me giggle.

Man, A Serbian Film's got nothing on Aftermath. I've got a 1TB external hard drive (in girly pink, lol) full of horrors, with a special folder for Video Nasties put together by the bloke who did the effects on Human Centipede 2...