[Octillus]

Trying to get closure from someone, and they just won't let you.

'Stalking', as it is also known.

Charming as always, Billy. No, not stalking.

Trying to get closure from someone, and they just won't let you.

'Stalking', as it is also known.

Charming as always, Billy. No, not stalking.

It's not stalking when she's locked in your basement.

Goddamn calender-mandated drinking days. I always feel like a fucking idiot if I don't make an idiot out of myself. I hate finnish culture, I really do.

Fucking Mondays. That is all.

Shitting myself over a hospital appointment tomorrow.

Shitting myself over a hospital appointment tomorrow.

Well at least the nice doctors and nurses will hopefully be able to stop your incontinence...


Sorry Violet, couldn't resist. Hope everything is okay!

I've had a lot of problems with a torn eardrum, GP just kept pumping me with antibiotics but they did fuck all. It's been making me pretty dizzy often, and while it doesn't always hurt, it feels fucking uncomfortable constantly. It's been interfering with my work and truth be told; I've been a bit of a shit to live with as a result of feeling so crap all the time. I finally got a referral to a consultant after demanding to see a different GP. Thing is, I had shit happen before that needed operations to fix (not hearing related), but I had been signed off for years so I thought that shit was all done, not really into having it all happen again. I guess what's also not helping is knowing my cousin had to have all his inner ear junk taken out...

Spending 3 years of life and

So I've been living with a Chinese girl, a Georgian guy and a British guy, and ever since we moved in there has been troubles with cleaning. When we got our first warning I pretty much did all the cleaning, and then we agreed on a table with weekly tasks. Me and the Chinese girl have been sticking to it, while the Georgian thinks he shouldn't have to as he claims to never use the kitchen. Fair enough... but the British guy is giving me a serious headache.
1) He claims to be cleaning the bathroom every other week as we agreed on. But surely, we also agreed to clean up after ourselves, and I don't think it's my job to clean up his toothpaste and beard scattered everywhere or the urine stains on the toilet that for obvious reasons aren't mine. Also, when he does "clean", it never gets any cleaner, because he uses a dirty mop that leaves crap behind.
2) He also uses the stove, and it's COVERED in black icky stuff. He claims it's not because of him, but rather me and the Chinese girl because we cook more. But the Chinese girl never use the stove, and I use both baking trays, muffin cups and dishes. And I didn't use it at all until after Christmas, when it was already in that condition. Other than that, he forgets his food while cooking, and does not turn the stove off.
3) He ticks off the list without doing stuff. And keeps really old things in the fridge.
4) He claims to be doing ALL the cleaning, and that me and the Chinese girls are just being lazy and leaving it all to him. THE FUCK.

We used to get along until now, when the inspector visited because he noticed the smell form the trash he was supposed to take out two weeks ago. So.... the remaining month will surely be interesting. Ugh...

EDIT: uhm... I know this must not seem like a big deal.. but it created a whole lot of drama just now. Not feeling too well about this.

So I've been living with a Chinese girl, a Georgian guy and a British guy, and ever since we moved in there has been troubles with cleaning. When we got our first warning I pretty much did all the cleaning, and then we agreed on a table with weekly tasks. Me and the Chinese girl have been sticking to it, while the Georgian thinks he shouldn't have to as he claims to never use the kitchen. Fair enough... but the British guy is giving me a serious headache.
1) He claims to be cleaning the bathroom every other week as we agreed on. But surely, we also agreed to clean up after ourselves, and I don't think it's my job to clean up his toothpaste and beard scattered everywhere or the urine stains on the toilet that for obvious reasons aren't mine. Also, when he does "clean", it never gets any cleaner, because he uses a dirty mop that leaves crap behind.
2) He also uses the stove, and it's COVERED in black icky stuff. He claims it's not because of him, but rather me and the Chinese girl because we cook more. But the Chinese girl never use the stove, and I use both baking trays, muffin cups and dishes. And I didn't use it at all until after Christmas, when it was already in that condition. Other than that, he forgets his food while cooking, and does not turn the stove off.
3) He ticks off the list without doing stuff. And keeps really old things in the fridge.
4) He claims to be doing ALL the cleaning, and that me and the Chinese girls are just being lazy and leaving it all to him. THE FUCK.

We used to get along until now, when the inspector visited because he noticed the smell form the trash he was supposed to take out two weeks ago. So.... the remaining month will surely be interesting. Ugh...

EDIT: uhm... I know this must not seem like a big deal.. but it created a whole lot of drama just now. Not feeling too well about this.

Ah that sucks so bad. I had a shitty roommate who just didn't clean anything, ever. We got along just fine otherwise. Toothpaste and beard everywhere, spare tires in the bathroom, bloody puke on the walls, dust everywhere, kitchen covered in burnt stuff etc, etc. He never did the dishes, never vacuumed and everytime he cooked it looked like an volcano had erupted afterwards. One time our trash had been piling up cause it was his turn to take it out. I asked him to do it and he replied: "I took em out once but some birds just tore the bags open". He had took the trash out once. Left them in front of the door.

When he moved out two years ago I got a call from the inspector who had checked our place while I was gone and tried to make me pay for hiring a maid to clean our place. At this point the roommate had lived someplace else for a month and I had slowly scraped the shit off our walls 'cause I was basically living alone and knew that my roommate wouldn't do shit. Naturally I was fucking furious at the inspector and explained the situation.

Later the same evening my former roommate came to clean our place for good. He asked me to help, I said "why?" and proceeded to play videogames and eating pizza with my door open facing our kitchen, watching the lazy bastard scrub my kitchen floor clean. Felt. SO. GOOD. God I'm glad my roommate for the past two years hasn't been like that.

EDIT: uhm... I know this must not seem like a big deal.. but it created a whole lot of drama just now. Not feeling too well about this.

It is a big deal. Imagine if everyday you took a trashbag and just emptied it on that british guys floor. Exact same thing.

Woah! Your flatmate sounds a lot worse than mine! D:
This guy "Only" leaves a shitton of bread crumbles, boils eggs and never cleans the stove. Plus the bathroom stuff. So he is not really too filthy... he is just horrible at cleaning. As he was moping the bathroom I told him geeently "I don't think you are making it any cleaner" (the mop is filthy and is falling apart)... and he was all "oh really?" (looks at the floor) "oh, you are right." Either he is stupid or he pretends to be. My theory: a serious personality disorder.
He thinks someone else is using our bathroom...

^This is why I live alone. Accountability.

That and my previous housemates were thieving liars.

Kill them all and piss in their eyes.

[swervedriver]

^This is why I live alone. Accountability.

That and my previous housemates were thieving liars.

Ha, that sounds familiar.

*high-five*

^Yup.

And Faffy, don't fret too much about your British roommate. Guys like those have reality give them a good kick in the ass soon enough.