Kill them all and piss in their eyes.

Hugs! Remember I'll be bringing the hugs!
Put the knife down please...

Kill them all and piss in their eyes.

Hugs! Remember I'll be bringing the hugs!
Put the knife down please...

Okay. Just remember the hugs. Do NOT forget.

Kill them all and piss in their eyes.

Stab them to death and play around in their blood!

Or just go with ol' reliable.

Now I'm ranting to my Norwegian friends on facebook about aaaaaaall the current drama (both things I have mentioned here and other stuff). Poor little brave people having to read everything that's bothering my mind at the moment. Now that's plain un-awesome. They are awesome though.

My last two housemates have been filthy buggers too. My current one (who is also my cousin) never does any housework, creates mountains of washing up (a different cup for each cup of tea throughout the day), uses the microwave constantly and doesn't clean it, sheds cigarette papers and Kit Kit wrappers like dandruff, and leaves a fine dusting of tobacco over every available surface. It's pretty damn annoying at times. My girlfriend and I will be moving in a few months, so I'm trying not to bitch about it.

sheds cigarette papers and Kit Kit wrappers like dandruff, and leaves a fine dusting of tobacco over every available surface.

Fuuuuuu-
I'm currently seriously in the doghouse for this with my bloke. He went mental, but I didn't realise I'd left a little bit of mess over ALL THE MESS in his house.

Men. I give up.
Faffy- Let's elope.

sheds cigarette papers and Kit Kit wrappers like dandruff, and leaves a fine dusting of tobacco over every available surface.

Fuuuuuu-
I'm currently seriously in the doghouse for this with my bloke. He went mental, but I didn't realise I'd left a little bit of mess over ALL THE MESS in his house.

Men. I give up.
Faffy- Let's elope.

We can get married in Norway

Can I be the chief bridesmaid? I'm in the mood to shave my legs again. It's been a couple of years.

[Octillus]

I approve.

Can I be the chief bridesmaid? I'm in the mood to shave my legs again. It's been a couple of years.

You do look pretty stunning in a dress.

Uh-oh, when Dave reads this thread I'll be in even more trouble.

Kill them all and piss in their eyes.

Stab them to death and play around in their blood!

Or just go with ol' reliable.

Or in Faffy's case...

^

Perfect! No excuses now, Faffy.

You do look pretty stunning in a dress.

I'm planning on girling up again later in the year! For the next costume event that comes up. Halloween, if nothing happens before then. It may not sound very "metal" (whatever that means) but it's fun to do once a year or so, and oddly liberating. Still kind of weird having the guys at work ogle my Facebook pictures and talk about shagging me, but once you've worked in a warehouse for ten years you're immune to most forms of mental trauma.

Had a fucking terrible dream last night.
Was camping with a few friends and a plane crashed right near me.

Woke up when a tsunami of flame headed toward me. Bugger that.