http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8499944/carefree-forced-to-defend-vagina-ad

Why are people still scared of the word vagina? It's no worse than penis. It actually sounds nicer, to be honest.
And no, I'm not making sly jokes here. At least I'm trying not to.

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Meanwhile in Italy, an old woman paints over a crumbling fresco:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/14632147/elderly-woman-ruins-valuable-artwork/

Still better than Mr. Bean's!

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Well then. Whatever enjoyment I took from him in Expendables 2 has just washed away. Crazy people, they are.

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Well then. Whatever enjoyment I took from him in Expendables 2 has just washed away. Crazy people, they are.

Oh my god, fucking barf. Please, Chuck, be the spokesperson for the American people, you know how we all feel

Oh, and throw some more meaningless, not based in facts criticisms at us please.

I think people forget he's 72 and probably going quite senile.

He and Clint Eastwood both, evidently...

Chuck Norris doesn't stand for America.
America stands for Chuck Norris.

...not sure if this a joke now.

[JuZ]

HAAAAHAHAHA. Triumph of evil? Last best hope for man on Earth? 1000 years of darkness? I know they're paraphrasing Reagan, but seriously... What is this, Star Wars now?

May have to put my Chuck Norris t-shirt in mothballs at least until this election nightmare is over.

[swervedriver]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... pants.html

Poor Little-Gary must be choking.

Imagine if he suddenly had to BM. Quite a bit of work to drop those pants.

The senile old woman who ruined the Jesus fresco wants royalties:

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/art-and-design/pay-me-royalties-says-woman-who-botched-fresco-20120921-26aqh.html

Christ.

That is so great. I hope they have to conform. If they're making money off her work and she wants it to go to charity, it absolutely should. A massive corporation like the church doesn't exactly need the money; muscular atrophy is an incredibly serious medical condition affecting as many as 1 in 6,000 people which needs research for funding, support and care of the infirmed.

God, I absolutely love the elderly. They just have everything sussed, even when they absolutely ruin stuff.

So apparently an elderly couple in England were growing a large cannabis plant, believing it was a shrub:

That's funny, my grandma (85) sometimes goes on about how cannabis plants are very beautiful as her neighbour's son grows them in their garden.

Reading a news website, saw this link for a story where a Romanian woman became a grandmother at 23.

That it's common for their community to marry quite young is bizarre. That her two year old grandson is engaged to an eight year old...
Lost for words.