Till staff who 1) Chew gum, 2) don't make eye contact, 3) Don't smile, 4) just read out how much it is without saying "please". 4) don't say thankyou. 5) talk to their mates/other customer WHILE SERVING YOU....and others. Hey fuckwit! I worked behind a till for four years ages 16-20 but i had fucking manners!

Great stuff I get a 4 out of 5 in that, I never chew gum, always make eye contact and smile, and always have manners when I serve. I do however talk to my work mates occasionally when serving, but I'm a barmaid so I think it's a bit different? Generally I'll bullshit with the customer, but sometimes there's some amazing work gossip I want to hear

People who walk in a row of three thus taking up the entire pavement, and walk slowly, and dont apologise when they inevitably bump into you.

Getting all fired up for sex, starting to have it, then having to stop abruptly.

These can be added to my list.

co-workers chewing tobacco during work time and ion the floor and then spitting the garbage can and when its my turn to empty it the bag is ripped and all that yummy juice goes all over my fingers

people who dont flush or wash there hands after they use the bathroom.
also people who pis all over the seat and and stall so when i have to take a shit i runnig around the college or work place or a nyc looking for clean stall

GIRLS!!! WHO SAY THEY DONT'T FART! if u dont't u will die

Bad driving
People who drive mercedes, jaguar, bmw's and porches. Chances are they'res a business man in them there cars and thus have a sense of self importance. That explains why they have to make a point of overtaking me or driving up my ass just because I'm in a Micra.

You know the difference between a BMW driver and a cactus? With the cactus, the "prick" is on the outside.</comic sans>

People who when they do indicate only do it at the last minute.

I call it the "surprise, I'm turning!!!" maneuver.

Men
No offense, some of you guys are great fun and really cool. It's just the ones that I've been out with that let your sex down.

I'm used to it...taking the bad rap for the assholes out there...

People who walk in a row of three thus taking up the entire pavement, and walk slowly, and dont apologise when they inevitably bump into you.

I'm a pretty big guy, 6 foot 2, 245 pounds....if people do that, I act like I don't see them and tighten my shoulder.(unless it's a female) When they bump me, usually 10 time of 10 they'll be flung off to the side and not have the nerve to say anything about it.

glad to see my peeves went down well!

[Blazingmonga]

Peeves...hmm....I will have to restrain myself here and not say anything that begins with "People who..." because I don't like myself in such a state of mind. Or something.

Things that DO upset me though, include:

Making a much needed cup of coffee, only to find that there is no milk! AAAAHHHH!
Making a much needed chicken korma only to find that there is NO MANGO CHUTNEY!!!!! SWEET JESUS I may well die.
Stubbing your toe in the dark, when it is too late to scream for fear of waking anybody up
Hangovers. They just piss me off!
When batteries run out on my MD player during an excellent song

Thats all for now...that was tough! I am generally an easy-going guy. Unless you mess with my mangoes!

I'll also add people who leave chewed up chewing gum in ashtrays.

People who think they have the right answers to everything, yet are complete idiots in their own personal lives.

i have an answer to that

Stubbing your toe in the dark, when it is too late to scream for fear of waking anybody up

I bow down to that one!

Lula, which bars do you barmaid at? I may have see you around and not known it was you. Not that i can afford to go out drinking anymore. Pah.

People who think they have the right answers to everything, yet are complete idiots in their own personal lives.

i have an answer to that

Took me a bit on that one. More for me...

colombian?

not decaf thats for sure

No, Kona. I buy it at the station next door because our office coffee maker is horrid.

On that subject, another annoyance is our office coffee maker. It's crap.

how do they expect people to perform merrily their jobs if they dont have the tact to provide ye with a decent coffee maker?

HOW I ASK?