[djskrimp]

I just bought/pre-ordered the album so maybe I'm not gay anymore.

Quick, tell the Baptists and the Catholics! They've been looking for the cure for years.

Part of lyrics, if I recall correctly, goes:

"Downloaders are fucking gay.
I am Ziltoid—hooray!"

That second line might be wrong.

Holy shit man, we heard you the first time. Either that or you love whining

Or, you know, I could be joking. In fact, for the record, 99% of the time I am joking. If I wanted to whine about downloaders, I wouldn't have written "Downloaders are fucking gay. I am Ziltoid—hooray!" Clearly a joke.

And noodles is retarded. Don't feed him.

Part of lyrics, if I recall correctly, goes:

"Downloaders are fucking gay.
I am Ziltoid—hooray!"

That second line might be wrong.

Holy shit man, we heard you the first time. Either that or you love whining

Or, you know, I could be joking. In fact, for the record, 99% of the time I am joking. If I wanted to whine about downloaders, I wouldn't have written "Downloaders are fucking gay. I am Ziltoid—hooray!" Clearly a joke.

And noodles is retarded. Don't feed him.

Now tell me this: How would I know?

Not a single word in that post triggers sarcasm or even a joke. Just looks like a childish statement

Part of lyrics, if I recall correctly, goes:

"Downloaders are fucking gay.
I am Ziltoid—hooray!"

That second line might be wrong.

Holy shit man, we heard you the first time. Either that or you love whining

Or, you know, I could be joking. In fact, for the record, 99% of the time I am joking. If I wanted to whine about downloaders, I wouldn't have written "Downloaders are fucking gay. I am Ziltoid—hooray!" Clearly a joke.

And noodles is retarded. Don't feed him.

Now tell me this: How would I know?

Not a single word in that post triggers sarcasm or even a joke. Just looks like a childish statement

Maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions? Maybe, if you're not aware that I joke all the time, you shouldn't accuse me of doing the opposite. The simple fact that I wrote "Downloaders are fucking gay. I am Ziltoid—hooray!" should tell you that it was a joke. And guess what? Sometimes jokes are childish. Take a look around on this forum; people are being childish all the time.

It's obvious that you downloaded the album, so you've taken offense. But it doesn't change the fact that I was joking.

THE LYRICS:







































Oh fuck, lost the lyrics...


I will admit, the planet smasher reminds me of Randy from L.O.G.

"That second line might be wrong"

100% implication that the first line...might be right! Ta-da! That combined with your now well known opinion of pirating = not a joke, especially on the internet man. Nobody here knows you personally, they can't hear your tone of voice, instead of assuming that people aren't going to jump to conclusions you should take measures to make sure that they never do!

internet arguments = serious business

"That second line might be wrong"

100% implication that the first line...might be right! Ta-da! That combined with your now well known opinion of pirating = not a joke, especially on the internet man. Nobody here knows you personally, they can't hear your tone of voice, instead of assuming that people aren't going to jump to conclusions you should take measures to make sure that they never do!

Couldn't of said it better myself. Eyesore could of at least said "...Just kidding"

and yeah, it's obvious I did download the album. And you know what? I bought it, just the same intention I had since it was first announced as The Mighty Masturbator.