I can't believe nobody's brought up Bubastis...

My cats just bring up furballs.

I knew this cat. He would go crazy in the car. Asked the guy who raised him how he could focus on the road with the cat spazzing so bad. Turned out the cat calmed down and settled into his blankie for a nap if you cranked some Strapping Young Lad.

I knew this other cat named Darrell, he didn't have a dollar. He was Harvard material, Ivy League scholar. Had a Ph.D., had an M.B.A., But now he's waiting tables cause there's rent to pay.

Woahh, Islands. Didn't expect anyone to be quoting that on here. I doff my hat to your taste.

The 90's would not have been anywhere near as fun without them.

[Blazingmonga]

My cat is a kitten and my kitten is called Jasper. I think this is a good cat name as it has 'purr' in the end of it.

He fell in the toilet yesterday.

Hmm.

Soda Or Seven

"Cake" or "Dog". Or "Cakedog"

Soda Or Seven

"Cake" or "Dog". Or "Cakedog"

Or Cog.

"Cake" or "Dog". Or "Cakedog"

Or Cog.

Based off your music tastes lately, I'm going to assume you're regularly doing hallucinogens now.

"Penis"

[swervedriver]

"Face"

It's worth bearing in mind that when you call your cat in at night, you will be standing on your doorstep shouting the name repeatedly.

When I was a kid, one of our neighbours had a black cat, the name of which would be considered a racially offensive term nowadays (unless spoken by a gangsta rapper, if such still exist). Every evening he would stand by his back door and bellow the cat's name for about five minutes. Luckily for him it was a.) the early 1970's when political correctness didn't exist and b.) it was a small rural village where someone who moved from the next village was considered ethnic diversity.
Less advisable nowadays if you live in a cosmopolitan city or you will get your as whupped.

For similar reasons, 'Penis' may send out the wrong message to your neighbours.

If you're in a city, the wisdom of letting your cat roam around outside is questionable at best. In addition to increased risks of flattening and diseases, junkies sometimes eat the damndest things when they're hungry and have sold everything that isn't nailed down.