No cigars?

Close, but no.

Firing up a stogie and entonox canisters do not mix.

2 sets of angora thermal underwear so I can be Ed Wood even on the coldest days.

Full emergency childbirth kit - pads, assorted swabs, suture, Artery forceps, disposable thermometers, cord clamps, cannular, fluid giving set, dressings, alchohol wipes, syringes and needles, sealed gloves, episiotomy scissors, umbilical scissors, mayo scissors, suture kits, ball valve mask, entonox mouthpiece and filter, loads of fun stuff. Hours of potential fun in one box. As it were.

Ginger wine.

That's a uh...very interesting set of purchases.

oh yeah, sorry, um... and I bought several CDs of really obscure avant-garde post-mathcore

fixed.

Full emergency childbirth kit - pads, assorted swabs, suture, Artery forceps, disposable thermometers, cord clamps, cannular, fluid giving set, dressings, alchohol wipes, syringes and needles, sealed gloves, episiotomy scissors, umbilical scissors, mayo scissors, suture kits, ball valve mask, entonox mouthpiece and filter, loads of fun stuff. Hours of potential fun in one box. As it were.

So a box to tend to the box, as it were.

Full emergency childbirth kit - pads, assorted swabs, suture, Artery forceps, disposable thermometers, cord clamps, cannular, fluid giving set, dressings, alchohol wipes, syringes and needles, sealed gloves, episiotomy scissors, umbilical scissors, mayo scissors, suture kits, ball valve mask, entonox mouthpiece and filter, loads of fun stuff. Hours of potential fun in one box. As it were.

So a box to tend to the box, as it were.

oh yeah, sorry, um... and I bought several CDs of really obscure avant-garde post-mathcore

fixed.

Ew, who listens to avant-garde post-mathcore anymore? Get with the times!

Yeah, you've got to take out the "post".

Yeah, you've got to take out the "post".

Or add another.

[swervedriver]

We here at the Department of Redundancy Department encourage you to listen to post-avant-garde post-mathcore.

post avant-garde is cool.

Who said I was with the times? I'm twenty years older than you and have pigs to butcher and babies to deliver. And who said I was going to listen to it? I just litter my coffee table (which is seriously heavy to support my non-douchebaggity coffee) with the cases to impress my children's friends. Who are aged between 2 and 5.

post avant-garde is cool.

Who said I was with the times? I'm twenty years older than you and have pigs to butcher and babies to deliver. And who said I was going to listen to it? I just litter my coffee table (which is seriously heavy to support my non-douchebaggity coffee) with the cases to impress my children's friends. Who are aged between 2 and 5.

Also to impress the people on this message board. Who are between 2 to 5. The perfect age for Avant-garde post-mathcore.

Hard-Ons - Love Is A Battlefield Of Wounded Hearts
Boris - Japanese heavy Rocks Vol.1 7"
Stevie Wonder - Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder - Talking Book
Paris - Sleeping With The Enemy
The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin
The Verve - Forth

[Keeker]

2 sets of angora thermal underwear so I can be Ed Wood even on the coldest days.

Full emergency childbirth kit - pads, assorted swabs, suture, Artery forceps, disposable thermometers, cord clamps, cannular, fluid giving set, dressings, alchohol wipes, syringes and needles, sealed gloves, episiotomy scissors, umbilical scissors, mayo scissors, suture kits, ball valve mask, entonox mouthpiece and filter, loads of fun stuff. Hours of potential fun in one box. As it were.

Ginger wine.

Nonsense. A bale of reasonably clean straw, a bucket of water, soap, a short stick, some string and a knife are all you need. Thermal underwear is optional.

We here at the Department of Redundancy Department encourage you to listen to post-avant-garde post-mathcore.

Still not post- enough.