i love donkey, donkey don't lie, i love donkey, almost as much as pie.

dig the weebl.

Why does it smell like vomit outside? It's everywhere...

in the village i live in, it can often smell entirely of slurry for days on end... LOVE that country air...

and no, i am not a cider drinker, nor have a brand new combine harvester...

sharting sucks

Donkey donkey have nice teeth, lets you eat pie filled with beef

My right hand is cold and my left is not. How does that happen?

[EphelDuath666]

lol...I have the same thing here too...also my right hand is always red, my left hand not. Weird stuff!

...also my right hand is always red, my left hand not. Weird stuff!

Ah, yes, well there's an easy explantation for that, but we may have some innocents lurking about so I won't go into it.


(geoff is somewhat sensitive)

[EphelDuath666]

ahem...I think I´m speechless for the first time

My right hand is cold and my left is not. How does that happen?

my left ear is always hot, and my right ear is always normal

i'm constantly warmer than most people all over... maybe it's all the love in my heart...?

day one - shocked
day two - injury free day
day three - long wood landed on face
day four - injury free day

Should I go in to work tomorrow?

Won´t the rain stop, please, just for once! We´re supposed to have -20 C and snow, it´s January for Gods sake...

Damn you greenhouse effect

i have to pee...

I really need some sleep. And to do something to shake all this stress of my back. Maybe some beer and Ocean Machine.