Deathcom7000 wrote:-When you tell your rabbi that the closest way to god is through the album Infinity (I'm guilty of that one)

I don't think that I'm in the minority when I want to know how the rabbi reacted...
- when your girlfriend gives you a guidebook for Canada and you ask her on which page the map to Devy's house can be found (just happened this morning)
i can and i can not
Chris wrote:Deathcom7000 wrote:-When you tell your rabbi that the closest way to god is through the album Infinity (I'm guilty of that one)
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I don't think that I'm in the minority when I want to know how the rabbi reacted...
He bought the album and a fucking T-shirt!
She thinks I'm Iron Man, that I don't feel pain...
I don't understand why joy must be feigned...
Yeah I know... That my world is coming down...
I don't understand why joy must be feigned...
Yeah I know... That my world is coming down...
-People tell you you look like the cartoon on the 2001 Australian tour shirt.
http://www.freewebtown.com/silentist/DSC00347.JPG
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-When you stand up in the middle of your doctors appointment and say in a creepy tone"I SAW GOD"
-When not only you have all the albums but have them downloaded too,and you get mad at anyone else you see downloading Dev's work
-When you(me last weekend)scream to your ugly girlfriend to"GET DOWN THEIR AND SUCK MY BUDDY'S COCK"
-When you break up with her and call her a slut when she does it (she never did it thow)
-When not only you have all the albums but have them downloaded too,and you get mad at anyone else you see downloading Dev's work
-When you(me last weekend)scream to your ugly girlfriend to"GET DOWN THEIR AND SUCK MY BUDDY'S COCK"
-When you break up with her and call her a slut when she does it (she never did it thow)
What were the last two all about?
Vanished wrote:- when (after you smoked a big one) you lay in bed listening to Noisy Pink Bubbles, you see all kind of stupid objects floating in your room.
I've had smoked turkey before, I don't remember seeing anything float afterward...hmmmm.
- When you say "Syl" and your friends know you aren't talking about a window sill.

djskrimp wrote:Vanished wrote:- when (after you smoked a big one) you lay in bed listening to Noisy Pink Bubbles, you see all kind of stupid objects floating in your room.
I've had smoked turkey before, I don't remember seeing anything float afterward...hmmmm.
- When you say "Syl" and your friends know you aren't talking about a window sill.
Then you should look better, IT IS IN THE AIR ITS FLOATINGGGGG
It's beautifull the way it's meant to be,
BEAUTIFULL BUT IT DON'T DO SHIT FOR ME!
(and my english sucks)
BEAUTIFULL BUT IT DON'T DO SHIT FOR ME!
(and my english sucks)
asparagusDuck wrote:-whenever you see an olive you start speaking in slow motion.
Guilty as charged !
"redline sleeping, codeine nightmares, silt-eyed (in the) deep end..."
-you have insomnia where you often wake up at 3 or so, and you usually end up thinking about what you know
-you let out random devy style growls and screams for no reason. and then people look at you and walk away.
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