Goat wrote:She should do a cover of Shitstorm.
ALL YOU BASTAAAAAAAARDS!
KNOW ... KNOW ... KNOW ...
I HATE YOUUUUUU!
etc ...
The minute Britney Spears takes all this EXTREME NUTJOB ANGST and puts it into a metal album, this forum will give her as much respect as it does for Maynard James Keenan!
Imagine, Blabbermouth critiquing Britney's new single "I Will Rip Your Hair (And Intestines) Out", a stunning death metal epic featuring the full range of Britney's vocal talents!
If you're somehow reading this Britney, realise that you have an untapped market to win over; the cynical-to-the-grave metal fan! I'd get working on those blast beats and ripping guitars, you'll need it!
-Scott.